writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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