he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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