Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize