This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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