I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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