The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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