does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
