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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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