i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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