And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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