I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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