hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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