i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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