he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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