Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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