none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
ok first of all what the fuck
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