i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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