You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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