Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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