its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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