What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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