Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
