the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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