why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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