I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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