Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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