you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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