I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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