god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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