TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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