I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
