Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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