just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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