i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
either way he was missing a nipple.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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