We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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