The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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