i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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