The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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