that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I feel like a drive thru vagina
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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