I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So much rum. So many feels.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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