Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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