it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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