stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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