I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can you bring me the toilet please
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
