People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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