I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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