i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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