So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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