He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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