i need an iv and a liver transplant
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize