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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I party with great urgency now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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