just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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