sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize