did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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